A Guide to Interacting with Women (From Esquire’s “A Man’s Guide to Taking Care of Himself”)

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Stand up when greeting a woman on when you’re being introduced to one. Make eye contact, too — that they like.

SOMETIMES  

  Stand up when a woman arrives at a table. If there are only a few people at the table, stand; if there are six or more, stay seated.

 NEVER

Rush into a hug or kiss with a new woman or casual acquaintance. Same goes for touching.

ALWAYS

Help her put on her coat.

SOMETIMES

Hold the door. Whoever gets to the door first holds it for the others.

NEVER

Kiss her hand. It’s weird.

ALWAYS

When greeting a female friend or family member, go for her left cheek. Any hesitation in cheek direction and you might bump heads.

SOMETIMES

Get off an elevator first. If it’s just a few of you, let her go first, but if there are more than five people in there, everyone should exit in his or her turn.

NEVER

Honk your horn. Instead, park the car and go to the door. And don’t sigh if she asks for a few more minutes. She’s dressing up for you.

ALWAYS

Offer to carry something. if she’s overloaded with books or bags, she’ll appreciate your offer, even if she doesn’t take you up on it.

SOMETIMES

Pick up the tab for a meal. Offer to pay, but if she wants to split the bill or treat you, go with it.

NEVER

Leave her alone. If you arrive at a party together, stay with her for the duration of the evening. Be attentive–introduce her and include her in your conversations.

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A Woman’s Products & Bathroom Space

It is no surprise that given a limited amount of space in a bathroom shared by two people, the more female of the two will just take up more space. Period. End of discussion.

And the less said about it to your partner in the bathroom, the better. In fact, if you’re smart you will never say anything at all about it other than something along the lines of, oh, “I love what that Chanel No. 5 does for me when you wear it.”

Trust me, you want to get over it and find a drawer or somewhere else for your stuff and live to fight a battle you might just be able to win.