The Pettiest and Least Green Rock Band in the World

Rap beefs are small fry. If you want to see some proper grudge-holding, no-one does it quite like old, white rockers.

The Eagles have been famously grouchy with one another for decades now and age has done nothing to mellow them. They’ve long refused to travel together and take separate private jets when on tour.

The Eagles, Mean and not Green. photo credit unknown

The Eagles, Mean and not Green.
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But that’s not enough for them. A summit was held to decide whether their guitars could travel in a plane together, or whether each guitar would need its own plane too.*

Thank God we stopped buying their music ages ago; now a perfectly reasonable reason to actually get up and turn them off anytime they show up on the old iPod, etc.,

And just who the &^%$ do these grown men think they are and what world do they think they live in? Certainly not a world where they can even pretend to give a shit about our environment, fossil fuel, carbon footprints, etc.,

Screw them.

* Courtesy of popbitch. The opinions below the asterisk are strictly those of AskAManToo.